Salty Dog Cruisin'


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Salty Dog Cruisin’ - Askultura

Having fun roqueros!


This is your Captain speaking

We’re goin salty dog cruisin’ - a handful of crusty bitches
With many thousands of punx - some ragtags
We’re leaving this here land - love and respect
Snort it up while I can - for each and everyone

I hear there’s mucho mas boozin
Black beer & whiskey all day long
Gonna get a man tan in my schlong thong

We’re getting frisky in the hallways

I seen photographic evidence from last year - a photo
Some dude was getting oral treats on deck three - three
So she just starts ragging on my pipe - this year I hope it’s me

This part of the song sounds like NOFX
Cause they’re gonna be on the boat as well
And they harmonize real good too
“Much better than you!”

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh
We’re goin salty dog cruisin’


released February 26, 2017
Written by Andurio U’Mazzatoro & Askultura on a Tuesday in February 2017
Produced, recorded, mixed by Charles Rocha on that Tuesday and a Friday



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