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Glass Unicorns

from The Marinara Mixtapes, Vol. 1 by ASKULTURA

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Blow a mudhole in your...

lyrics

I want to run around the universe
Breaking glass unicorns
Make me a tasmanian devil won’t you
Put me in between those horns?
Give me the power of a Zeus and I’ll
Blow a mudhole in your pooper

I want to be terribly honest with all the hug-me types
All the be-nice types
Let them know how awful and lazy and that stupid look in their eye
That hazy flaw
I’m a shaft of light popping into your darkroom
Nice zoom fuck your picture fool

They might have a problem my disruptive tendencies
But I’ve got quantum physicists telling me that I’m solid as shit

I’m a damp rag
A tesla volt wrapped around your head
I’m your well-set Christmas table
Built with only three legs
I’m a fucking beast of a beer brewed with choice hops
And ranked in at only zero percent

I’m a broken dream, backed up urine stream
A theory built of strings
I’m a pillow with no fluff
Homer without Duff
I wanna be the soundtrack you don’t wanna hear
It don’t matter, it’s what you’ve got to hear

credits

from The Marinara Mixtapes, Vol. 1, released December 25, 2016
Written and performed by Askultura

Music by And Chisena and Askultura. Lyrics by And Chisena.

Recorded & mixed - Sammy & Andrew Gonzalez
The Bull Productions Recording Studio, Miami, FL

Mastered by King Django at Version City Studio, New Brunswick, NJ

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ASKULTURA Miami, Florida

Askultura, est 2010

We write, record, rehearse, play, and tour music.

Born in Miami with North and South America, European, and Asian heritage.

Askultura plays a mix of boom-boom and whack-bag and would like to dedicate these joyous audible gems to the benefit of all sentient beings, our own personal satisfactions, and party punk roqueros globally.

MIAMI | FRANCE | COLORADO
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